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Russians, Russians, Everywhere    

 
You can eat extra chillies with your paella,
But you can't rush a Russian in Calella.
Though they may look extra hot,
Passionate, they're not,
No you can't rush a Russian in Calella.
 
Speaking English with them is a considerable problem.
I think you'll have the same experience in Bodrum.
And though you could ask them to dance,
You'd be taking a bit of a chance
Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella.
 
If you offer to buy them a drink,
They'll first have a long hard think;
Asking outright for their number
Would be an absolute blunder
Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella.
 
As a special treat, while drinking vodka neat,
They may just let you massage both their feet,
But try and give her a kiss?
You must be taking the piss,
Cos what you must remember is
You can't rush a Russian in Calella.
 
If you offer to walk them home,
They usually prefer to be alone -
It seems in the Costa Brava,
That Russians would all rather
A fella who'll take forever
Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella.
 
 

 

 

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