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Russians, Russians, EverywhereYou can eat extra chillies with your paella, But you can't rush a Russian in Calella. Though they may look extra hot, Passionate, they're not, No you can't rush a Russian in Calella. Speaking English with them is a considerable problem. I think you'll have the same experience in Bodrum. And though you could ask them to dance, You'd be taking a bit of a chance Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella. If you offer to buy them a drink, They'll first have a long hard think; Asking outright for their number Would be an absolute blunder Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella. As a special treat, while drinking vodka neat, They may just let you massage both their feet, But try and give her a kiss?You must be taking the piss, Cos what you must remember is You can't rush a Russian in Calella. If you offer to walk them home, They usually prefer to be alone - It seems in the Costa Brava, That Russians would all rather A fella who'll take forever Cos you can't rush a Russian in Calella. |
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