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Tesco Value Stu   

He only buys
What's red, white and blue
Does Tesco Value Stu.
His shopping trolley
Looks quite nationalistic.
And wouldn't Tesco be proud?

Tesco Value Stu is quite unashamed
To bypass Heinz.
Beanz is beanz says Stu.